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31 First World Lesbian Problems

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1. Other lesbians not thinking you’re gay

2. Having “that talk” with a member of your family

3. Being told “you’re going through a phase”

4. Being introduced as “my lesbian friend”

5. People insulting gay people without knowing you are one

6. Finding out the woman you like is straight, or are dating someone else

7. Straight women asking if your are a lesbian

8. The death of your favourite lesbian character in EVERY TV Show

9. And then the endless search for Lesbian subtext in EVERY new TV show that comes out

10. Being asked which is the “boy” in the relationship

11. Having to out yourself when you make a new friend

12. Online dating struggles

13. Shopping in the boy section, then having to use female changing room

14. Being mistaken for a man “excuse me sir, oh I mean…”

15. Straight men asking questions about your sex life

16. Gay man asking you questions about your sex life

17. Straight women asking you questions about your sex life

18. Presents from distant family members

19. Referring to your girlfriend as partner, to keep your sexuality neutral in your workplace

20. Becoming a lesbian stereotype

21. As a couple, being confused as friends or worse siblings

22. When your periods syncs with your girlfriends

23. Suffering through a bad movie in order to watch that three-minutes of lesbian romance

24. Having a straight girl crush

25. Being too afraid to ask a woman you fancy about her sexuality

26. Being a straight girls experiment

27. Bro-friendships and listening to their views on women

28. Over analysing your girlfriend’s motivations

29. Lock Jaw!

30.Being told lesbian sex is not real sex

31. The ending of The L Word

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So true✌

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cute things i would do as ur girlfriend

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•cuddle. a lot of cuddling.

•buy u clothes randomly cause i saw a shirt in the store and it reminded me of u.

•we can go out for breakfast.

•go on runs or hikes or walks with our adorable puppy

•show u good music.

•coffee runs.

•u have a permanent best friend.

•where did ur shirt go? oh yeah, im probs wearing it.

•spontaneous adventures.

•talking about everything.

•hold your hand while we walk in public cause that’s a cute thing.

Quelle: lukes-penguinn
renene14

cute things i would do as ur girlfriend

lukes-penguinn

•cuddle. a lot of cuddling.

•buy u clothes randomly cause i saw a shirt in the store and it reminded me of u.

•we can go out for breakfast.

•go on runs or hikes or walks with our adorable puppy

•show u good music.

•coffee runs.

•u have a permanent best friend.

•where did ur shirt go? oh yeah, im probs wearing it.

•spontaneous adventures.

•talking about everything.

•hold your hand while we walk in public cause that’s a cute thing.

Quelle: lukes-penguinn
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  • pansexual women: i'm pansexual
  • straight women: what the fuck is that supposed to be? stop trying to be a special snowflake just call yourself bisexual
  • bisexual women: i’m bisexual
  • straight women: so...you're a lesbian then? like really at the end of the day you like girls so. you're basically a lesbian
  • lesbians: i’m a lesbian
  • straight women: but...how do you know? what if you fall in love with a man someday? i’m just saying It Could Happen!! never say never!!!!!
  • lesbians, bi women and pan women: straight women are so fucking annoying
  • straight women: oh my god ???????? whY a re you being HETEROPHOBIC hmmmm ive never been anything but accepting of your lifestyle ??? i hA ve a Gay Friend and i love slash fiction i am your aLLY i cant believe im being discriminated against like this >:( oppression is a double-edged sword!!
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Dear future girlfriend,

there are not many things I can give you. I can’t give you a full trained and super sexy body. I don’t have much money. I know I’m a really mess and my life is everything else but not simple. I can’t give you a relationship without stormy days, bad days and days I don’t want to see you.
But you can use my little belly as a pillow. I will warm you up when you’re cold. I will take you to the cinema with popcorn with the last money even if the month isn’t over yet. I’ll be there if you need me, no matter when. I will be there in the middle of the night and I will hold you, when you’re crying. I will try to give you the sun everyday and every night I will try to catch the stars for you. I will give you a safe home when there’s no place left to run to. I will protect you, no matter who’s standing in front of me. I will hold your hand when you need a friend. And I’ll catch you when you fall.
I can’t give you a perfect love story, but I will try to give you a real one

meins dear future girlfriend love gay
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I’m the person who would cuddle someone and stay up with them all night to make sure they’re okay. The person that would bring breakfast to my girlfriend in bed because she was sick. The person that actually likes cheesy things, even though i don’t show it. The person that likes small gestures like handholding and forehead kisses. I’m the person who loves being hugged from behind. The one who acts like things don’t bother me but they actually do. I’m the person that would love to spend the night looking at the stars silently on top of the roof. I’m the person that would love to play guitar and even sing to my girlfriend, even though i’m shy of my singing voice. I’m the person who is overprotecting and cares more than I show. I’m the person who is actually pretty insecure but I’m good at acting confident.
I’m so much more than you may have thought (via timeforsomewine)
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